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Sunderland Caption Competition #236

Started by Mr Fulham, November 19, 2011, 10:48:10 PM

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Lighthouse

#1
November 20, 2011, 12:23:25 AM
Look I am bored as well but we are millionaires so lets try a get through this.
The above IS NOT A LEGAL DOCUMENT. It is an opinion.

We may yet hear the horse talk.

I can stand my own despair but not others hope

PaulUMD

#2
November 20, 2011, 07:14:58 AM
"Look, I just got off a plane from some place called Ljubljana.  Leave me alone."

mrska

#3
November 20, 2011, 09:07:06 AM
BAIRD - 'one on one with the keeper Clint..  how far did you put it wide?"


DEMPSEY - " mmm  this much i guess bro...."

epsomraver

#4
November 20, 2011, 10:26:18 AM
Quote from: Mr Fulham on November 19, 2011, 10:48:10 PM


Pull my finger , I have a ripe one brewing!!

os5889

#5
November 20, 2011, 10:30:07 AM
Yes you got more shits on target, made more effort and don't get the plaudits but I get paid more....bothered

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epsomraver

#6
November 20, 2011, 11:00:29 AM
Quote from: os5889 on November 20, 2011, 10:30:07 AM
Yes you got more shits on target, made more effort and don't get the plaudits but I get paid more....bothered

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Bit harsh, shits on target?

os5889

#7
November 20, 2011, 11:01:51 AM
Lol shots

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Burt

#8
November 20, 2011, 12:41:21 PM
"Tactics? You mean we have a game plan?"

ScalleysDad

#9
November 20, 2011, 09:46:41 PM
"Hey gee fella this is my area"

"No you are supposed to be over there I've got this bit and another bit back there. When you reach the edge of your bit you move over to this side but only if the bloke behind you is able to take over your space. I'm in this space now so you have to go back to your bit without going into Row Z's plot cos he's in a right old grump. Apparently the cap does'nt fit. Makes him look an idiot. Cripes watch out Danny is coming over for a moan"

"Nah he can't come over here until I've gone back over there and wots his name is down there. Wots his name is still up there banging on about a header. Better dash the ball thing is with Schwarz. Theres nobody in the round bit to throw it to"

"Don't sweat it. Wots his name with the one header on target stat has just walked into it and is calling for the ball. Christ he will be impossible now. Tell you what lets just pretend I've got cramp then you won't have to rush back over there. The ball thing is over here most of the time anyway which is a tad unfair as I'm on my own most of the time"

"Thats unfair. Who is supposed to be in that bit by the bloke with the flag ?"

"That smart arse who got the cup goal against Spuds"

"Sish tell me about it. OOps half time. I'm off. See ya fella"

No.6 thinks to himself. What a nice fella. I wonder what he does?
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