When was the last time you did a number two at the facilities in the Hammy end?

[finnster01]

Must say I have been lucky enough to avoid doing one (at least as far as I can remember). Have had the odd Wallace & Gromit on several occasions though.

What's the score out there in FoF land on the topic?

[Scrumpy]

Been in the Hammersmith End for 20-odd years, and never been brave enough to try this.

There used to be a small sit-down loo cubicle at the very end of the Stevenage Road stand, next to the entrance to the Hammersmith End. No one else seemed to be aware of it. When we used to be able to transfer through, I used to have a sly No2 in there.

But I've yet to meet anyone who has had a No2 in the Hammy End and survived.

[BalDrick]

Nope never, bizarre really because I had two, one in each season, at Loftus Rd while we were there. Not sure I've ever had one at an away ground.

[Captain Peacock]

Pretty grim aren't they! Had to take my five year old once this season, he was desperate!

[Captain Peacock]

Should have said five year old son!

[Fletchino]

I've never done one myself I've had clean up so my son could  he was grounded for a week after

[MJG]

Never in the public toilets in any stand but I have done in the cottage toilets.
Played a game there about 20 years ago and used one next to the changing room.

[Berserker]

Suppose it's more obvious for blokes as they have to use a cubicle where they don't normally, or do they use them for a pee as well as the trough at football when there is a long queue.

[finnster01]

Suppose it's more obvious for blokes as they have to use a cubicle where they don't normally, or do they use them for a pee as well as the trough at football when there is a long queue.

Ms Berserker,
This is the time when the sink comes in handy  take a bow

[FatFreddysCat]

Been in the Hammersmith End for 20-odd years, and never been brave enough to try this.

There used to be a small sit-down loo cubicle at the very end of the Stevenage Road stand, next to the entrance to the Hammersmith End. No one else seemed to be aware of it. When we used to be able to transfer through, I used to have a sly No2 in there.

But I've yet to meet anyone who has had a No2 in the Hammy End and survived.

It's about time a poo thread emerged so well done Finny  :54:  I've used that a good few times , never been dirty. Once had to go at the old Reading ground , most disgusting khazi ever  :020: .

[RidgeRider]

Interesting thread Finny  :58:....but must admit it made me  :011: I don't even recall seeing spot where you could actually pull that off comfortably in that closet they called a bathroom behind the HammyEnd. They was some tight quarters when I was there. Good spot for Jacko though to be standing guard "so to speak" near the entrance. :)

[EJL]

Never ever.

[White Noise]

While waiting for 'The Daddy' to weigh in on this thread perhaps Hatter Don could revive some memories of the desperate facilities at Luton over the years?

Worst football ground Khazi's would be a long thread and favourite open air facilities in mid winter would be a useful sub thread. 

[Berserker]

Also most embarreshing places you have had to use

[Scrumpy]

Also most embarreshing places you have had to use

Embarreshing? Are you pisshhed??  :dft012:

[Blingo]

Never had an Eartha Kitt anywhere at CC but I suppose I could make it an ambition to do so.

[HatterDon]

I see this thread as getting as much response as the Finnster Classic: "Do you pee sitting down?"

[JBH]

The fact is if you are that desperate for a Tom Tit you will go anywhere you can  :028:

[Blingo]

The fact is if you are that desperate for a Tom Tit you will go anywhere you can  :028:

The underpants being the number one spot lol. It really is tough when you can feel the old tortoise head emerging and can't find anywhere to go.  :dft004: :dft004: :dft004: :dft001: :021:

[SG]

The fact is if you are that desperate for a Tom Tit you will go anywhere you can  :028:

The underpants being the number one spot lol. It really is tough when you can feel the old tortoise head emerging and can't find anywhere to go.  :dft004: :dft004: :dft004: :dft001: :021:

LOL - made me chuckle first thing this morning