Slow day - The Prem All Buffet Abusers Select XI

[finnster01]

                  Neville Southall

David Dunn Neil Ruddock Sol Campbell Andy Reid

Frank Lampard  Jan Molby (Captain)  Gazza

Neil Mellor John Hartson  Yakubu

Who did I miss?

[EJL]

Kuqi for Mellor ... or was Kuqi just reeeeally muscly

[finnster01]

Kuqi for Mellor ... or was Kuqi just reeeeally muscly

Excellent shout. How could I miss that  :032:

[FatFreddysCat]

Jim Stannard or even Stockers.  Ooops scratch Stannard i've just reread the title post about Prem  fp.gif

[FatFreddysCat]

Who was the scouse forward , Quinn??? had a tache and a belly.

[CorkedHat]

We've had a few in this category playing for Fulham. You have to go back to the fifties for John Chenhall, then there was Johnny Byrne but more recently Jim Stannard.

[finnster01]

Jim Stannard or even Stockers.

The Tony Pulis and Gillingham connection makes me ignore Jim Stannard in all Select XI. Stockers could get a spot on the bench though, but he certainly is no Neville Southall yet... Imaging the big Welshman in a Kappa shirt...Oh dear?

[CorkedHat]

Talking about Byrne – I was at a match when the ball went into the crowd. When it didn't come back the opposition right half yelled at the crowd where the ball had disappeared, 'Where's the ball?" A voice from the throng replied, "It looks as though Johnny Byrne has swallowed it"

[finnster01]

Who was the scouse forward , Quinn??? had a tache and a belly.

Micky Quinn I think. Played for Pompey/Newcastle and Coventry. A real fat barsteward he was:

[CorkedHat]

They are all midgets when compared with William "Fatty" Foulke who in the early 20th century played for that team up the road. He tipped the scales at 24 stone. Don't ask me to convert that to kilos or pounds but it's bloody heavy

[GoldCoastWhite]

JAR before his stint at Weight Watchers  yee-haw!

[finnster01]

They are all midgets when compared with William "Fatty" Foulke who in the early 20th century played for that team up the road. He tipped the scales at 24 stone. Don't ask me to convert that to kilos or pounds but it's bloody heavy

This photo is from BEFORE he joined Chelsea... :005: In his Sheffield Utd strip:

[GoldCoastWhite]

They are all midgets when compared with William "Fatty" Foulke who in the early 20th century played for that team up the road. He tipped the scales at 24 stone. Don't ask me to convert that to kilos or pounds but it's bloody heavy

This photo is from BEFORE he joined Chelsea... :005: In his Sheffield Utd strip:

Is that Butterbean's great granddad ?

[jarv]

Mickey Quinn.... his book is actually a very good read. Not the usual repetitive nonsense but post football, he was broke (gambled it all away) and had to work his way up from the bottom in horse racing. The 2nd half of the book was dedicated to that, very interesting.

[HatterDon]

They are all midgets when compared with William "Fatty" Foulke who in the early 20th century played for that team up the road. He tipped the scales at 24 stone. Don't ask me to convert that to kilos or pounds but it's bloody heavy

This photo is from BEFORE he joined Chelsea... :005: In his Sheffield Utd strip:

I thought vertical stripes made you look slimmer.

[EJL]

They are all midgets when compared with William "Fatty" Foulke who in the early 20th century played for that team up the road. He tipped the scales at 24 stone. Don't ask me to convert that to kilos or pounds but it's bloody heavy

This photo is from BEFORE he joined Chelsea... :005: In his Sheffield Utd strip:

I thought vertical stripes made you look slimmer.

Not with Mike Ashley ;)

[alfie]

They are all midgets when compared with William "Fatty" Foulke who in the early 20th century played for that team up the road. He tipped the scales at 24 stone. Don't ask me to convert that to kilos or pounds but it's bloody heavy

This photo is from BEFORE he joined Chelsea... :005: In his Sheffield Utd strip:

I thought vertical stripes made you look slimmer.

I don't know if you are aware of a tv program over here called QI (means quite interesting) and they say the exact opposite, if you want to look slimmer do not wear vertical stripes, in fact you are more likely to look slimmer wearing circular patterns (although not in my case)

[Ron Sheepskin]

Presumably it goes without saying that the manager should be the salad dodger in chief, Allardyce.