NFR Joke

[Senior Supporter]

I have a beautiful young neighbour. She's single and lives right across the street from me. I can see her house from my front window, and I watched as she arrived home this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the road and up my front drive, and I rushed to open the door.

She looked at me and said "I just got home and am so horny. I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long. Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied "No, I'm free. I have nothing planned at all".







Then she said "Good. In that case can you look after my dog?"

It's no fun being old!   fp.gif

[The King]

[cebu]

This story has the ring of truth to it!   :011: