NFR - Caption competition

[ToodlesMcToot]

Question: Would there be more pun options if this were Cock Jol instead of Boris Johnson?

[mr-ska]

Well Boris said he'd do anything to secure votes ........... You haven't seen what he's being lowered on to.........!!

[aFFCn_Fan]

After accusations that LOCOG had overspent on the opening ceremony, the closing finale was somewhat less extravagant.

[epsomraver]

It's so cold up here my helmet has turned blue!

[Holders]

Boris' Mary Poppins impression was not selected for the opening ceremony.

[The Doctor]

Too knackered to think up a caption, but thanks all for raising a much-needed laugh.  aFFCn_Fan, do you compile captions for Have I got News For You?!

epsomraver, you are naughty but I like it

[HatterDon]

If any of you have undergone parachute training, you'll remember "suspended agony." For those of you who haven't, just look at where Mr. Johnson interacts with the harness. I sang soprano for a week after only 30 minutes of this.

[MOR :]

Dope on a rope...

[zzamora]

[ToodlesMcToot]

Ethan, mate. For the love of God, would you please stop playing minesweeper and just get the NOC List?!!!!

[WhiteJC]

but its not even my own p'tard

[Berserker]

Don't you mean the stupid fart rises!

[Burt]

Actually he was doing semaphore when he was up there and told the Chinese to sod off because we invented whiff whaff.