NFR - Why I stuck a cracker up my clacker

[King_Crud]

Here's a story from the "top end" of Australia, where most news stories involve booze, crocodiles, guns, or a combinsation of all three

A MAN who suffered serious burns when friends lit a firecracker in his bum says he was just showing his visiting mates a Territory good time.

Alex: "I just had a few beers with the boys and let off a few firecrackers... and I put one in my arse." No, we can't explain the snake. Picture: SUPPLIED

http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2012/07/31/312406_ntnews.html

Best news story I've read in a while