NFR Joke (Contraversial)

[Peabody]

Just got back from a week in Madiera, so here's a joke. Its contraversial, so do not read on iif you do not want to be offended.

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"
"OK," said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that.
If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."
Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead & said, "Your bloody brother won't let me in without a tie!"

[vagrant]

Love it......  :yay:

[MurphLegend]

haha quality

[Snibbo]

Love it

[filham]

A good one Peabody. There used to be a regular supply of jokes of this nature but we don't see many these days.

The good thing is that the Jews do not take offence or cry racism, they see the humour with the rest of us.

[cebu]

I'm completely shocked at such a piece of non-PC humour. Of course, surreptitiously, I laughed my head off ...  064.gif

[ron]

"Right, said the teacher "mental arithmetic...Mary, 3 times 5 ?"
"Fifteen"
"Jimmy, seven times two?"
"Fourteen"
"Reuben, 5 times 4?"

"........What are we doing, buying or selling?"

[zander]

 064.gif  brilliant Mr Peabody

[MisfitKid]

Very good.   091.gif

[jarv]

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[MurphLegend]

"Its ever so easy to be a warrior when hiding behind a keyboard, isn't it?"

cheeeel winston, its just a laugh. i'm obviously the greatest e-warrior anyways, don't get all hot and bothered

[The Bronsons]

shouldn't more likely.... really amusing...lol.. :011:

That should be jazz hardrockin', shouldn't it?