What you can afford on the social! NFr

[epsomraver]

Prosecutor Paul Macauley said Cawley told police he had drunk a number of cans of lager and three-quarters of a litre of vodka before arriving in Sheffield and then had a further seven to 10 pints of cider.This is the fan who punched Kirkland, I despair :dft007:

[Rupert]

Yes, I said roughtly the same thing to the maintenance bloke here at work when I heard that.
The numpty somehow affords to go to every game as well, even though he's already been banned a couple of times and lives in Cheltenham. Well, he won't be seeing any more football until after Christmas, though if they put him in with a nonce he might see some action.

[epsomraver]

Like the old joke about who weighs 16 stone and rode a derby winner, Lester Piggots cell mate :005:

[The Bronsons]

If he'd seriously drunk that much he wouldn't have been able to walk around the goal, let alone hit anyone. That consumption level is the best he and his brief could come up with in the way of a "defence".

Looked more like a two-shandy man to me.