NFR Joke - Warning, this may cause offence

[Peabody]

Three old sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house
> together.
> One night the 96 year old draws a bath.. She puts
> her foot in and pauses...
> She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or
> out of the bath?"
> The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come
> up and see."
> She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going up
> the stairs or down?"
> The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table
> having tea listening to her sisters.
> She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never
> get that forgetful," she knocked on wood.
> She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you
> as soon as I see who's at the door."