If our players were animals, what animals would they be?

[Southdowns White]

This is not too serious.I,ll start it off Bryan Ruiz = showground Pony.

[ron]

From what I witnessed on Saturday, how about 1 Kangaroo and 10 Three Toed Sloths?

[alexbishop]

Karagounis - lion

[CurryForMario]

Berbatov - Sloth
Karagounis - Bear
Frei - Penguin
Ruiz - Lemur

[jarv]

Donkeys, all of them.

[Mladens Nan]

Hangeland giraffe
Senderos whale

[Edwatch_Winston_Malone]

A few of them would be put down...

[LBNo11]

Hangeland - Giraffe (with a sore throat recently)
Frei - Crab (always ends up going sideways)
Sidwell - Tiger (similar colouring and attitude)
Berbatov - Peacock (go figure)
Richardson - Wildebeest
Ruiz - Afghan hound
Schwarzer - Meerkat

[epsomraver]

Jol oranglutton

[EJL]

Not an animal but a great comparison (by someone on this board I believe).

Frei as Derek Zoolander - can't turn left.

[Lighthouse]

I liken Fulham to a family of meerkats. There they are basking in the Sun when a lookout spots a movement and they all scurry back to their hole.

Problem is the movement spotted was a tortoise making its way home. But the Fulham Meerkats are still in their holes not wanting to pop their heads up for fear of a giant bird swooping down on them. Until some Meerkat suggests its getting dark and they need food for the night.

So they all go out dashing about in a panic all to no avail. For it is too late. The food has all gone. The Meerkats are in for a LONG night.

[The Bronsons]

Didn't we have this thread a week ago? Or am I suffering from deja vu, again?

[domprague]

Lighthouse, that's sad but true.
I see Berbatov as a panda - great to look out and draws a big crowd but not going at getting together with others and producing an end product.

I liken Fulham to a family of meerkats. There they are basking in the Sun when a lookout spots a movement and they all scurry back to their hole.

Problem is the movement spotted was a tortoise making its way home. But the Fulham Meerkats are still in their holes not wanting to pop their heads up for fear of a giant bird swooping down on them. Until some Meerkat suggests its getting dark and they need food for the night.

So they all go out dashing about in a panic all to no avail. For it is too late. The food has all gone. The Meerkats are in for a LONG night.

[Cravenawin]

Pony, all of them at the moment.

[sunburywhite]

Didn't we have this thread a week ago? Or am I suffering from deja vu, again?