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NFR - Joke but it may cause offence to some

Started by Peabody, January 15, 2013, 12:54:47 PM

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January 15, 2013, 12:54:47 PM Last Edit: January 15, 2013, 12:56:43 PM by Peabody
 

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a 'drop off' , (The ground is 18-24 inches below the level you are travelling on), and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you ...
In front of you is a galloping horse , which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it .
Behind you is a galloping zebra . Both the horse and zebra are also travelling at the same speed as you .
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation ?


* Get off the merry-go-round, you're pissed. *











 







 









epsomraver

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January 15, 2013, 01:01:44 PM
Very good Mr P

domprague

#2
January 15, 2013, 03:39:39 PM
Why would that cause offence? I thought it was hilarious.
You came all this way ... and you lost, and you lost.

Peabody

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January 15, 2013, 06:01:48 PM
Quote from: domprague on January 15, 2013, 03:39:39 PM
Why would that cause offence? I thought it was hilarious.


I post a lot of jokes, mostly rubbish, however, one or two have taken offense, or at least said they had. So, rather than discontinue, I have given the offence warning.
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