Dark Tower Blackpool Pun/Satirical Analogy Submissions you never knew you wanted

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The world has moved on.

The man in black fled northwest across the island. The bald dutch cowboy followed.

There's also something to be done with this game's importance to Jol's job and the tower holding all time and space, but for some reason I'm not up to it at the moment...

May totally be firing this off into the ether, but I was hoping some King fans out there might have something.