NFR Jokes

[Peabody]

An elderly married couple was at home watching TV.

The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.

The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said:

"For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish!"

[FFCAli]

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[epsomraver]

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[filham]

Keep posting them Peabody we need some humour to lift our spirits this week.
We are facing the critical West Ham game on Wednesday, the closing of the window on Thursday and another game against Man.U. on Saturday.

[cebu]

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[grandad]

On his wedding day the groom was talking to his grandad.
He asked "How often do you have sex ?"
The grandad said " To begin with twice a day. After a few years,3 times a week. After 25 years once a week. After 40 years only on birthdays.
Now grandma goes to her room & I go to mine. She shouts out " F*** you" & I reply "F*** you to""