NFR George Elokobi Facts

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George Elokobi once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink....

George Elokobi can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves...

George Elokibi once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang"!

George Elokobi ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one...

George Elokobi's first job was as a paperboy.... there were no survivors

Contrary to popular belief the Titanic did not hit an iceberg. It drifted off course and hit George Elokobi practicing his backstroke in the North Atlantic..

If George Elokobi round-house kicks you, you will die. If George Elokobi misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be George Elokobi.

George Elokobi puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs George Elokobi. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay five quid to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

George Elokobii once shat blood - the blood of 11,940 natives he had killed and eaten.

George Elokobi doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

When George Elokobi does division, there are no remainders.

Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. George Elokobi bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.

With the rising cost of petrol, George Elokobi is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

The square root of George Elokobi is pain. Do not try to square George Elokobi, the result is death.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? George Elokobi

George Elokobi has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

If you were somehow able to land a punch on George Elokobi your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of George Elokobi weight is his dick.

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare George Elokobi took when he was younger. However, in George Elokobi's case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano