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Started by Azeedo, March 09, 2013, 06:17:42 AM

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LBNo11

#20
March 10, 2013, 02:05:10 PM
...there used to be a (ahem) Mens magazine called 'Oui', that too was frog's porn...
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ScalleysDad

#21
March 10, 2013, 05:10:11 PM
Quote from: LBNo11 on March 10, 2013, 02:05:10 PM
...there used to be a (ahem) Mens magazine called 'Oui', that too was frog's porn...






Can we have a phone number for Mrs Lighthouse as you clearly have nothing to do ............................
I'm doing a spot of hoovering shortly in the trout fishing style. Throw the hoover out and draw it back. Minimal movement

Lighthouse

#22
March 11, 2013, 12:17:50 AM
Quote from: ScalleysDad on March 10, 2013, 05:10:11 PM
Quote from: LBNo11 on March 10, 2013, 02:05:10 PM
...there used to be a (ahem) Mens magazine called 'Oui', that too was frog's porn...






Can we have a phone number for Mrs Lighthouse as you clearly have nothing to do ............................
I'm doing a spot of hoovering shortly in the trout fishing style. Throw the hoover out and draw it back. Minimal movement


My religion forbids me to hoover on the weekend. Something about he who casts the first Hoover should not be in a glass house. So I leave all such things to the times I should be doing something else I like to do even less then cleaning. There is no Mrs Lighthouse as both who could claim that moniker have passed on. One to a better place and one to Bridlington to join the Traffic Light Changers. A deeply sad time I wish to forget. Red,green, amber. No wait that's wrong. Damn you Bridlington. Monica on the other hand is a big chested lass from The Isle Of Dogs, whose bark is worse than her bite since the teeth were removed. Now leave me alone to my grief. My Sister to whom I am now a carer needs hoovering again.


Although what this has to do with LB and his overseas Classic Porn Collection is beyond me.
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Berserker

#23
March 11, 2013, 07:24:49 AM
Well i'd just like to add that Mr B's religion forbids him hoovering at all, not just weekends. Good on Mr Scalleysdad for being a new man.

Yes it was Mr LB and the naught froggie comment, not Mr LHouse
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ScalleysDad

#24
March 11, 2013, 08:59:28 AM
Quote from: Berserker on March 11, 2013, 07:24:49 AM
Well i'd just like to add that Mr B's religion forbids him hoovering at all, not just weekends. Good on Mr Scalleysdad for being a new man.

Yes it was Mr LB and the naught froggie comment, not Mr LHouse



Indeed it was. My apoligise Lighthouse. My bad as they say these days.
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