NFR Joke sent from my holiday base in Cornwall

[Peabody]

T Japanese are poorer was looking for a new Chief Sumerai. He had three candidates to see for the job, a Japenese Sumerai, a Chinese Sumerai and a Jewish  Sumerai.

First the Japenese demonstrated his skill by using his Sumerai sword on the fly, which cut it completely in half. Tremendous said the Emporer, can you beat that? He asked the Chinese Sumerai. Easy the second candidate said. He took out a small box and released a fly. Whoosh, whoosh went his sword and there lay the fly, dead and cut into four quarters. Absolutely brilliant said the Emporer and turned to the Jewishh application.

Can you beat that? We will see replied the Jewish Sumarai. With that. He released a fly and with a mighty swoosh from his sword which was so forceful it created a strong breeze but the fly was still buzzing around.

The Emporer said what's this, how is that better? The Jewish candidate replied to kill is easy, but circumcision, now that is something else.

[ScalleysDad]

That will be the Doombar kicking in then?

[Peabody]

Guinness man myself

[Berserker]

It's all the sea air, makes people frisky.  :005:

[jarv]

on holiday in Cornwall? It is march, what are you thinking?? :58:

[Peabody]

Hardly any other tourists, plenty of room in the pubs and hardly any saucepan lids....luv very.

[filham]

Just seen the weather forcast,hope you packed snowshoes Peabody.

[kevin]

Do you mean Samurai

[VicHalomsLovechild]

His spelling is normally very good. I'm assuming it's the fact he's wearing gloves to try and stay warm !

[Holders]

I was there on Saturday and it was a lovely warm sunny day - and the pub was packed in the evening.