NFR Really Good News for our Older Male Wine Drinkers

[Peabody]

A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted nights sleep.

NEW  Wine for Seniors ,    I kid you not.....


Clare Valley  vintners in  South Australia,
which primarily produce 
Pinot  Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot
Grigio wines, 
have  developed a new hybrid grape 
that  acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number  of trips 
older  people have to make to the
bathroom during the night.

The new  wine will be
marketed as
       

PINO  MORE

[Fernhurst]

Terrific, as usual Mr P.  064.gif

[filham]

Can you take it with Viagra ?

[ron]

..but I guess if you finish the bottle, the only way to avoid trips to the bathroom is to keep the empty by the bed...?  :wine:

[ron]

"You may take just a sip
To moisten the lip,
Or swill it 'til you're canned,
But the way to be sure to Pinot Mor
Is with a sturdy elastic band."  :033:

[aFFCn_Fan]

I went to the local off-licence, and not knowing much about white wines I asked the attractive female assistant, who was wearing a short skirt for some help on what I should buy. She came out from behind the counter and bent over to show me the range of chardonnay on the lower shelves. I left with a semillon.