Useful tips to help you identify any QPR fans sitting near you

[SP]

Contrary to popular belief, most QPR fans do not have two heads so they can be difficult to spot in home areas.  The retired sniffer dogs Mark Maunders has ben training at Motspur Park to identify them haven't made the grade so it's down to us fans again.  Fortunately, there are a few tell tale signs to look out for.  Firstly, listen out for anyone claiming 'we'll win every game from now until the end of the season' - this almost certainly is a Ranger.  Also watch out for anyone stretching their legs & commenting on the ample legroom or stating 'it makes a nice change not having someone's knees digging into my back'.

Normal rules apply of course if you spot any, charge up & down the aisle screaming like a girl for a steward to do their job & get them out before I ruin them.  A few sly punches may also be thrown by those sitting on the end of the aisles if there's no chance of being hit back.

Enjoy the game.

:dead horse:

[RoyTund]

Doubt there will be any;  still tickets avaliable in the 'neutral' end but wont stop them claiming they took 8,000 in a 6,000 seat stand.

[Rupert]

Doubt there will be any;  still tickets avaliable in the 'neutral' end but wont stop them claiming they took 8,000 in a 6,000 seat stand.

You are doing all Ha-Ha fans a great wrong here, and you should be ashamed of yourself. Of course they can fit 8,000 into a 6,000 capacity stand, they are so used to being squashed in at the Megaloftusdome that they, understandibly, think our seats are double sized, so they get two fans on each seat.
Simples.