NFR Joke

[Peabody]

The "Love" Dress

> >
> > A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on
> > the door then immediately walked in.
> > She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally
> > naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the
> > room.
> >
> > "What are you doing?!" she asked.
> > "I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in- law
> answered.
> >
> > "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
> >
> > "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
> >
> > "Love dress? But you're naked!"
> >
> > "Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained. " It
> > excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he
> > instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't
> > get enough of me"
> >
> > The mother-in-law left.
> >
> > When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume,
> > dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch, waiting
> > for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked
> > in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
> >
> > "What are you doing?" he asked.
> >
> > "This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.

> >
> > "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?
> >
> > He never heard the gunshot.

[e4b]

Nice one Mr Peabody :005: