NFR: Bit of a surprise

[Burt]

I've been on a ballon flight and the pilot deliberately tried to 'skim' the tree tops at one point. There was this lovely young lady sprawled out in her huge back garden sunbathing in her bikini, thinking it was perfectly private. We gave her the shock of her life! We got so low, I could clearly see her freshly trimmed buddleia!  fp.gif

:58:

[Vinnieffc]

where's your allotment?

It's probably the one underneath the huge balloon I'd have thought