If the Premier League was a Classroom...

[Northern Cottager]

Found this before, quite funny! (Aside from the description about us!)

http://www.theladbible.com/articles/if-premier-league-was-classroom
Manchester United is the guy who cheats in exams and gets five minutes extra to finish.

Manchester City is a spoiled child who spends money on expensive books but is never interested in reading them.

Chelsea is a boy who does ok and blames his teachers, then his family finds a new teacher for him every year.

Arsenal is a boy who's used to be top of the class but dropped down because he had to sell his books due to financial problems. He tries hard but fails to come out on top.

Tottenham is a girl who gets decent marks on one specific subject. She always finishes behind Arsenal.

Everton is the quiet kid that always manages to do quite well but no one really cares because she comes from a rough area and everyone knows she will never really amount to anything.

Liverpool is a child who is very proud of the academic achievements of his grandfather.

West Brom is the guy that keeps getting expelled and then coming back.

Swansea City is the girl that likes to look good but never gets anywhere in life.

West Ham United have got that dick of a dad who thinks he's brilliant.

Norwich City is the weird kid who has an extra finger.

Fulham is the kid everyone forgets about.

Stoke is the stupid violent kid that everyone hates.

Southampton is the kid that got moved up two sets.

Aston Villa is a boy who seems to have been there forever.

Newcastle United is the French exchange student.

Sunderland is that kid nobody can understand

Wigan Athletic is the guy that falls asleep for pretty much all the year apart from the last few weeks and scrapes through with a pass, until this year.

Reading is the kid that got put forward a year but it was too early for him.

Queens Park Rangers is the rich girl who thinks she's clever, she's not.


Next years newcomers...

Cardiff is the farmer that's a little too into his animals.

Hull is the rough girl that nobody ever wants to go and visit.

Crystal palace is the girl with the really fit mates in the cheerleading club.

[JudgeBread]

Liverpool one is a stand out.