You write the caption.......

[ToodlesMcToot]

John laughed sheepishly as Mark told Frank the joke about how the last guy who hit on his wife wound up "swimming with the salties" down in Oz.

[Edwatch_Winston_Malone]

JT Do you remember that Clint Dempsey penalty?

MS do I F***! that bloke couldn't score from 12 yards in training either....

FL - got any crisps?, no really...

[Ron Sheepskin]

JT - Just humour him Mark. Singing the German national anthem is his way of welcoming new players.

MS - When he stops, I'm going to tell him what Schwarzer means in English.

[bucksfulham]

We're all laughing with the money they're paying us to warm the bench!

[MOR :]

The 3 Filth Stooges laughing as Mark says "Did JT have a sexual relationship with your Missus as well"?

[Holders]

Just heard that Rashid Khan's press release says that you'd have been first choice keeper when Fulham are in the Champions League next season.

[MJG]

.....and then Clint said 'I'm off to play champions legaue'

[keithh]

No, seriously - that's my thumb sticking out!

[ToodlesMcToot]

No, seriously, some people there slag you off for having the temerity to want to compete at a higher level.

[mccscratch]

"Cause I've got one hand in my pocket... and the other ones ready to perform an initiation w***"

[The Equalizer]

"Yeah, not only is his mum a thief, but his dad's just been done for aggravated assault! What a family huh?! HAHAHA!"

[ToodlesMcToot]

"You're right! If you keep saying QPhaha over and over again, it really does make you laugh."

[epsomraver]

Jt, " there is a bloke right now looking for a pair of white boots and two drinks bottles all around the dressing room, my Mum brought me up proper !! "

[AnotherVicHalomLoveChild]

Mark looks on somewhat embarrassed & suddenly feeling very guilty @ what he has done
He asks himself what language these two speaking - Russian or something?
They look shifty & he doesn't understand their jokes
Who was it warned him that the grass wasn't always greener - Mullery, Maybank, Ivor..?
Stop it he tells himself - only a year to go, think of the money, think of the money..............

[Lighthouse]

Yeah well at Boro I cheated Fulham when the ball crossed the line at the Cottage and the ref never spotted it and then I said I would leave them because I wasn't guaranteed first team football. I have now come here to sit on the bench and they still love me.

[Forever Fulham]

"No, John.  'Shrimp on the barbie' has nothing to do with Juan Mata."

[Texas White]

.....and then Clint said 'I'm off to play champions legaue'

Laugh for week....

[zschwartz]

"...just took the medical for the free prostate exam, ended up going #2."
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[Burt]

Glad to see he's not in a Chelsea kit... Would be too much to take in at the moment  :dft011:

[Vinnieffc]

How about this one ?