NFR Joke

[Peabody]

Subject: F Lawyer and his Bentley(mg)


> A very successful attorney parked his brand new Bentley in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's door.
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> Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Bentley with his ...lights flashing.
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> Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically about how his Bentley, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again.
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> After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
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> "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer
> The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!"
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> "OH, MY GOD!!!" screamed
> the lawyer.
>
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[Cravenawin]

 Probably the unfunniest joke I've ever heard.

[Basil]

I actually quite liked it

[bulgariawhite]

I liked it, but then again I am not a lawyer

[Rupert]

I liked it, but then again I am not a lawyer

You also probably have a sense of humour  :008:

[HatterDon]

I liked it, but then again I am not a lawyer

You also probably have a sense of humour  :008:

I kind of liked it as well. I occasionally do see a joke on here that I don't particularly like, but I can't remember ever saying so.

[fulhamfan]

[YankeeJim]

Having spent 28 years having to deal with that sick profession, I'd say there is a very real element of truth to it.