Joke to lighten the mood

[DukeTyrion]

So, I have this really old guy living on his own next door to me who is constantly moaning and having a go at me.

So, every now and then when it all gets too much, I go down the shops, buy 20 points of milk and 8 newspapers and leave them outside his front door.

Then, I sit and watch at my window for a while, waiting for social services to arrive and smash his front door down.


(Apologies to anyone offended, but it made me chuckle  :005:)

[Fulham76]

Does anyone have any jokes to lighten the mood?

[Sgt Fulham]

Haha  :dft011:

[ron]

Does anyone have any jokes to lighten the mood?

Did you hear about the Dutchman who stuck his finger in the dyke...?

[Fulham76]

Does anyone have any jokes to lighten the mood?

Did you hear about the Dutchman who stuck his finger in the dyke...?

Yes, but that's the sort of s**t to get us banned!

[Nero]

Does anyone have any jokes to lighten the mood?

Did you hear about the Dutchman who stuck his finger in the dyke...?

Wish I had heard the one about the Dutch man that plug the hole in our defence