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Jol in

Started by Kent Cassandra, October 04, 2013, 09:47:14 AM

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Kent Cassandra

Jol in, Jol in, Jol in, Jol in.
I'm begging of you please don't sack our man.
Jol in, Jol in, Jol in, jol in.
Please don't sack him just because you can.

Humorous replies only, character assassins
please use other threads
Cornish Cassandra 1996, Don Quixote 2002, Kent Cassandra 2009.

Lighthouse

We could have our choice of men
And I will never love again
Just because we have the men
Jol in

He could have done so much more
I have cried, my eyes are sore
Waiting for the time to see
Jol win.
The above IS NOT A LEGAL DOCUMENT. It is an opinion.

We may yet hear the horse talk.

I can stand my own despair but not others hope

HatterDon

"As long as there is light, I will sing." -- Juana, la Cubana

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Jimpav

Jol in....

A lot of trouble if we don't win the next two matches.

jelmo

"I know, its only Cock & Jol but I like it!"

A classic tune by the Jol-in Stones

Southcoastffc

The world is made up of electrons, protons, neurons, possibly muons and, definitely, morons.


Sammyffc

Fresh Prince Of Bel Air Theme Tune

Now this is a story all about how
martin jol's life turned upside down
id like to take a minute just sit right there
while martin continues to brylcream his hair

du du du du du

Its craven cottage on a saturday
the fans are ready for a blinding day
chillin out maxin relaxing all cool
untill we see bents keeping the bent warm
the team sheets out released by sarah brooks
senderos starts ! im gunna chop off me nuts ,
while martin continues to brylcream his hair ...

du du du du du du

its 3pm and the team comes out
come on you whites leaves the cave of my mouth
martin comes out in his river island suit
ready for a day of fulham abuse
stoke play a long ball to cameron jerome
who nails past stokkers his the king on the throne
1-0 to stoke and jol don't care
as his ready with his tub to brylcream his hair

du du du du du

90 minutes gone and its still 1-0
untill we get a corner ahh this could be brill !
floated in by brian to the back post
berbatov scores !! im white as a ghost
cheering and shouting with the other fans to
crying like a baby what else could i do
i look to the bench to see martin cheer or swear
but he continues to stand a brylcream his hair





aFFCn_Fan

Quote from: Southcoastffc on October 04, 2013, 11:02:34 AM
Quote from: HatterDon on October 04, 2013, 10:11:15 AM
close enough?
Dolly Parton -- Jolene
2 up front is always good for me.
HD & SouthCoast  :clap_hands: :clap_hands: :clap_hands: I applaud thee both
@hincharoo

aFFCn_Fan

Quote from: Sammyffc on October 04, 2013, 11:49:01 AM
Fresh Prince Of Bel Air Theme Tune

Now this is a story all about how
martin jol's life turned upside down
id like to take a minute just sit right there
while martin continues to brylcream his hair

du du du du du

Its craven cottage on a saturday
the fans are ready for a blinding day
chillin out maxin relaxing all cool
untill we see bents keeping the bent warm
the team sheets out released by sarah brooks
senderos starts ! im gunna chop off me nuts ,
while martin continues to brylcream his hair ...

du du du du du du

its 3pm and the team comes out
come on you whites leaves the cave of my mouth
martin comes out in his river island suit
ready for a day of fulham abuse
stoke play a long ball to cameron jerome
who nails past stokkers his the king on the throne
1-0 to stoke and jol don't care
as his ready with his tub to brylcream his hair

du du du du du

90 minutes gone and its still 1-0
untill we get a corner ahh this could be brill !
floated in by brian to the back post
berbatov scores !! im white as a ghost
cheering and shouting with the other fans to
crying like a baby what else could i do
i look to the bench to see martin cheer or swear
but he continues to stand a brylcream his hair

064.gif The dedication on this is also mighty impressive    065.gif
@hincharoo


Logicalman



We get Jol In, We get Jol Out,
In, Out, In , Out, We argue all about
FoF is split and then we all fall out,
That's what it's all about

ooh-oh the argy bargy,
ooh-oh the argy bargy,
ooh-oh the argy bargy,
In Out In Out, that's what its all about




The Equalizer

Quote from: Sammyffc on October 04, 2013, 11:49:01 AM
Fresh Prince Of Bel Air Theme Tune

Now this is a story all about how
martin jol's life turned upside down
id like to take a minute just sit right there
while martin continues to brylcream his hair

du du du du du

Its craven cottage on a saturday
the fans are ready for a blinding day
chillin out maxin relaxing all cool
untill we see bents keeping the bent warm
the team sheets out released by sarah brooks
senderos starts ! im gunna chop off me nuts ,
while martin continues to brylcream his hair ...

du du du du du du

its 3pm and the team comes out
come on you whites leaves the cave of my mouth
martin comes out in his river island suit
ready for a day of fulham abuse
stoke play a long ball to cameron jerome
who nails past stokkers his the king on the throne
1-0 to stoke and jol don't care
as his ready with his tub to brylcream his hair

du du du du du

90 minutes gone and its still 1-0
untill we get a corner ahh this could be brill !
floated in by brian to the back post
berbatov scores !! im white as a ghost
cheering and shouting with the other fans to
crying like a baby what else could i do
i look to the bench to see martin cheer or swear
but he continues to stand a brylcream his hair






10/10 for effort. Excellent work!
"We won't look back on this season with regret, but with pride. Because we won what many teams fail to win in a lifetime – an unprecedented degree of respect and support that saw British football fans unite and cheer on Fulham with heart." Mohammed Al Fayed, May 2010

Twitter: @equalizerffc

Lighthouse

#11
A long long time ago
I can still remember when we used to shoot at goal.
And I knew if we had the chance
Our fans could sing and dance
And maybe they could we could climb out of this hole.

But
Every game now made me shiver
With every pass misdelivered
Missing at the near post
No attack we feared most

And I can't remember if I cried
When I read another keep Jol lie
But something will touch me deep inside
The day Jol waves goodbye

We were singing
Sigh sigh another goes by
Made a promise to attack more, but the promise was dry.
And good old boys were singing Jol say goodbye.
Hoping this will be the game when we try.


The above IS NOT A LEGAL DOCUMENT. It is an opinion.

We may yet hear the horse talk.

I can stand my own despair but not others hope