New Martin Jol Song

[Sammyffc]

So, i created this song in another post and it got some laughs  077.gif, so whoever hasn't seen it and wants to learn the lyrics for tomorrow we should do the whole song. Hammersmith stand go wild .. 049:gif 049:gif


Fresh Prince Of Bel Air Theme Tune

Now this is a story all about how
martin jol's life turned upside down
id like to take a minute just sit right there
while martin continues to brylcream his hair

du du du du du

Its craven cottage on a saturday
the fans are ready for a blinding day
chillin out maxin relaxing all cool
untill we see bents keeping the bent warm
the team sheets out released by sarah brooks
senderos starts ! im gunna chop off me nuts ,
while martin continues to brylcream his hair ...

du du du du du du

its 3pm and the team comes out
come on you whites leaves the cave of my mouth
martin comes out in his river island suit
ready for a day of fulham abuse
stoke play a long ball to cameron jerome
who nails past stokkers his the king on the throne
1-0 to stoke and jol don't care
as his ready with his tub to brylcream his hair

du du du du du

90 minutes gone and its still 1-0
untill we get a corner ahh this could be brill !
floated in by brian to the back post
berbatov scores !! im white as a ghost
cheering and shouting with the other fans to
crying like a baby what else could i do
i look to the bench to see martin cheer or swear
but he continues to stand a brylcream his hair

[ron]

"It's Stoke from the restart, they're still keen to win it,
'cos they know we only play to the 91st minute.
They score from a corner, with our defence disjointed
Afterwards Jol says "I'm quite dishappointed..."

[mungos beans]

How about "your poo and you know you are."

[GoldCoastWhite]

How about "your poo and you know you are."

Or even "you're" poo and you know you are ?

[epsomraver]

Or even "You're poo and you know you are"

[Guinness Haze]

If anyone really has the time on their hands (sad), the chorus and some of these verses would be pretty cool with Fulham and/or Jol references.


"Bang Bang"

[Verse:]
I love her, can't leave her,
Forever I'll always need her,
She lie, but I believe her,
Lovesick I got that fever.
Love stupid, I know it,
Love stupid, I know it,
I know, cause I'm a fool in love.

My baby shot me down again,
Shot me down with the love and it go bang bang.
That girl's a killer from a gang,
Shot me down with the love and it go bang bang.

And oh, I love her so, that's why I gotta let her know
That I'll be here for her to always love her down.

And maybe that's the truth,
The clock can tick and ain't no use,
I wonder when my tux can see you when you're down.

[Chorus:]
Bang, bang,
Got him with a bang,
Love him down, down
I shot my baby with a bang, bang,
Got him with a bang,
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
Bang, bang,
Got him with a bang,
Love him down, down
I shot my baby with a bang, bang,
Got him with a bang,
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

[Verse:]
I love her, can't leave her,
Forever I'll always need her,
She lie, but I believe her,
Lovesick I got that fever.
Love stupid, I know it,
Love stupid, I know it,
I know, cause I'm a fool in love.

My baby shot me down, down, down, down
Shot me down with the love and it went pow-pow
I love my baby's freaky style,
But my baby's always sneaking out.

But damn, I love her so,
That's why I gotta let her know
That I'll be here for her, I'll always be her man.
And baby, that's the truth,
You're my chick, bottlecruise,
I got that roof, I put that diamond on her hand.

[Chorus:]
Bang, bang,
Got him with a bang,
Love him down, down
I shot my baby with a bang, bang,
Got him with a bang,
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
Bang, bang,
Got him with a bang,
Love him down, down
I shot my baby with a bang, bang,
Got him with a bang,
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

[Bridge:]
Oh, yeah, I love my baby
Hey baby yeah I love you,
Stupid is what stupid do,
Tom and Jerry and Scooby Do,
Oh baby, I'm a fool for you.
Come here, baby, be my lollypop,
I make it better, make the booty drop.
Hey baby, can't get you out my brains,
Damn girl, you're such a sexy thing.
Pretty little lady
And my baby makes me go down down
My baby makes me go down down
My baby makes me go down down
My baby makes me go down down...

[epsomraver]

Only one song I want to hear and that is "JOL OUT"

[Rhys Lightning 63]

If you're gonna rip off a TV intro, at least pick a good one. Here's my rendition of TOP CAT!

Martin!
The most effectual Martin!
Who's intellectual close friends get to call him M.J.
Providing it's with dignity.

Martin!
The indisputable leader of the whites.
If he's boss, for too long, we'll be championship.
He's theleast tip top,
Martin.

Yes he's a chief, but he's a dope,
with him we've got no hope,
So just sack him now,
Martin.

Martin!