NFR joke, well more like a groan

[Peabody]

Two brooms were hanging in the cupboard and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.

The groom broom was handsome and suave in his suit.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
'I think I am going to have a little broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE!' said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt!!!!!!



'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'



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Oh for goodness sake...

Laugh, or at least groan.


Life's too short not to enjoy.







And the best man says:

"Sounds to me like she's been sweeping around"!


"BROOM BROOM"

[Airfix]

Before they got married, were they living over the brush?

[Peabody]

Do you mean Shepherds Brush?

[Fulham1959]

I liked it !

[sunburywhite]

Made me bristle

[Peabody]

Is this what Fulham need, a new broom?

[Cravenawin]

 Did he sweep her off her feet?

[Aldo]

Brilliant! Consider this plagiarised!

[jarv]

Made me laugh. Tough one to actually tell in the pub, tongue twister.