NFR Joke

[Peabody]

Two brooms were hanging in the cupboard and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.

The groom broom was handsome and suave in his suit.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
'I think I am going to have a little broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE!' said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt!!!!!!


'"We've not swept together".


And the best man says:

"Sounds to me like she's been sweeping around"!

[LBNo11]

....he should give her the brush off, I bet he was bristling...

[Peabody]

....he should give her the brush off, I bet he was bristling...

Ed, that was a sweeping statement

[Me-ate-Live, innit??]

 should have ..................................Brush it under the carpet







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[Delboy]

Basel Brush says BROOM BROOM

[Airfix]

Basel Brush says BROOM BROOM

Is he the Swiss version of Basil Brush?

[Logicalman]

Sounds like he still doesn't have a handle on it all.

[Vinnieffc]

Well at least it isn't a 'dirty' joke  :005:

[BestOfBrede]

Two brooms were hanging in the cupboard and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.

The groom broom was handsome and suave in his suit.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
'I think I am going to have a little broom!'

‘IMPOSSIBLE!' said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt!!!!!!


'"We've not swept together".


And the best man says:

"Sounds to me like she's been sweeping around”!

After they had swept together they had twins....

Dustpan & Brush !!

[Matt Inglis]

I'm a broom and I find this extremely offensive.

[BestOfBrede]

I'm a broom and I find this extremely offensive.

Show us your bristles  :021:

[Peabody]

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I'm a broom and I find this extremely offensive.


OK, I'll brush up on my manners then

[LBNo11]

I'm a broom and I find this extremely offensive.

...as moderators we take complaints about members being broomist very seriously, there is no room for broomism on FoF, we will handle this and not sweep this under the carpet...

[BestOfBrede]

I'm gonna get up in the morning
I believe I'll dust my broom
I'm gonna get up in the morning
I believe I'll dust my broom

Well my best gal, I'll be loving
So my friend, get out my room



Elmore James - Dust My Broom Lyrics

[cmg]

I'm gonna get up in the morning
I believe I'll dust my broom
I'm gonna get up in the morning
I believe I'll dust my broom

Well my best gal, I'll be loving
So my friend, get out my room



Elmore James - Dust My Broom Lyrics

You can't just leave it there! Here's the gent himself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKo80b-QfK0#ws

[Neil D]

Well at least it isn't a 'dirty' joke  :005:

It needed to be.

[epsomraver]

I'm a broom and I find this extremely offensive.

Show us your bristles  :021:

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[YankeeJim]

All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to determine whether admission will be granted. One room has a clerk who inputs computerized records of what each applicant did on his or her last day of life.
 
The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good one. "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just gotten out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry, too.

I knew she was into some hanky-panky and I began to look for her lover. I went onto the balcony of our 9th floor apartment and found the SOB clinging to the rail by his finger tips. I was so angry that I began bashing his fingers with a flower pot. He let go and fell, but his fall was broken by some awnings and bushes.




On seeing he was still alive, I found super human strength to drag our antique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it over. It hit the man and killed him. At this point the stress got to me and I suffered a massive heart attack and died." The clerk thanked him and sent him on to the next office.

The second applicant said that his last day was his worst. "I was on the roof of an apartment building working on the AC equipment. I stumbled over my tools and toppled off the building. I managed to grab onto the balcony rail of a 9th floor apartment but some idiot came rushing out on the balcony and bashed my hands with a flower pot.

I fell, but hit some awnings and bushes and survived, but as I looked up I saw a huge chest falling toward me. I tried to crawl out of the way but failed and was hit and killed by the chest."

The clerk couldn't help but chuckle as he directs the man to the next room. 
   
He is still giggling when his third customer of the day enters. He apologizes and says "I doubt that your last day was as interesting as the fellow in here just before you."
 
"I don't know" replies the man, "picture this, I'm buck naked hiding' in this cedar chest....."

[Peabody]

All arrivals in heaven have to go through a bureaucratic examination to determine whether admission will be granted. One room has a clerk who inputs computerized records of what each applicant did on his or her last day of life.
 
The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good one. "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just gotten out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry, too.

I knew she was into some hanky-panky and I began to look for her lover. I went onto the balcony of our 9th floor apartment and found the SOB clinging to the rail by his finger tips. I was so angry that I began bashing his fingers with a flower pot. He let go and fell, but his fall was broken by some awnings and bushes.




On seeing he was still alive, I found super human strength to drag our antique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it over. It hit the man and killed him. At this point the stress got to me and I suffered a massive heart attack and died." The clerk thanked him and sent him on to the next office.

The second applicant said that his last day was his worst. "I was on the roof of an apartment building working on the AC equipment. I stumbled over my tools and toppled off the building. I managed to grab onto the balcony rail of a 9th floor apartment but some idiot came rushing out on the balcony and bashed my hands with a flower pot.

I fell, but hit some awnings and bushes and survived, but as I looked up I saw a huge chest falling toward me. I tried to crawl out of the way but failed and was hit and killed by the chest."

The clerk couldn't help but chuckle as he directs the man to the next room. 
   
He is still giggling when his third customer of the day enters. He apologizes and says "I doubt that your last day was as interesting as the fellow in here just before you."
 
"I don't know" replies the man, "picture this, I'm buck naked hiding' in this cedar chest....."

Good one Jim