Caption Competition

[MOR :]

Thanks for the 3 points Jol...

[Rudolph]

Arron Hughes keeps his place at centre half.

[Nero]

Finally I've sold Carlton Cole to Fulham 

[Holders]

I have a pre transfer window agreement to sign Berbatov for £1 - no thanks.

[The Bronsons]

"I told him we were expecting a difficult game - and he believed me!"

[epsomraver]

Arron Hughes keeps his place at centre half.

Jol "I am reinstating Senderos at centre back to bolster our defence"

[aaronmcguigan]

After trying to tell with a straight face to an interviewer, that Fulham are hard to play against, and this will be a tough game, Mr Allardyce can't hold it in when the camera stops rolling.

[Jags]

Martin has just asked me if he can be my assistant from next week.

[sunburywhite]

F#cking idiot wants to play Shexy football

[Rudolph]

Arron Hughes keeps his place at centre half.

Jol "I am reinstating Senderos at centre back to bolster our defence"

I am sure Sam remembers Hughes playing at West Ham last year with fond memories.

[EJL]

Hughes played more passes into the final third of the pitch than any other Fulham player against Swansea. How about that for a stat?

[terryr]

Now that's done.....Time for a w***!

[aFFCn_Fan]

First one to the bar with a P45 in hand buys the drinks...game on

[Jem]

He He! Just sold him Carlton Cole for 6 million

[MAHLUF]

He believed me when I said we are top of the league and said he would
therefore tell his players to roll over and give in.3 pts,thanks Martin,,,,,,,

[Humbled]

I have a pre transfer window agreement to sign Berbatov for £10 million. What a steal.

if only......
More like we have a pre agreed transfer for Petric for 10million after letting him go for nothing.

[OdecaMynoT]

That's one turkey out of the way!

[ron]

"I'll sing you three - O
Pink grow the blushes, O!
What is your three, O?
Three from your rivals!
To, to you lillie-white boys
Clothed all has-beens, O
JOL is gone, and all alone,
And ever more shall be so."

[Cravenawin]

The useless Dutch twit has just bet me a hundred quid they won't roll over. Luvvly Jubbly!

[filham]

Can't wait for the return at the Cottage.