Caption Competition

[Bedford White]

[Admin]

"Phew, Martin Jol and Fulham. This game, my job is in the bag before we've even kicked off".

[The Old Count]

He told me they are renewing his contract.

[Guinness Haze]

"You want what, Martin, a four goal headstart?"

[Guinness Haze]

"Berba's gonna sprint from the centre circle and score the winner?  Stop it, you're killing me Martin"

[Guinness Haze]

"What.......the non attendance survey was your idea?"

[Me-ate-Live, innit??]

Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Put 'em together and what have you got
bibbidi-bobbidi bibbidi-bobbidi bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

[keithh]

Mug - I've just got first refusal on the Riverview penthouse suite!

[LBNo11]

...Sam has now seen the compromising photo of Alistair Macintosh and an employee that Jol keeps on his iphone that ensures he stays at the club..!

[Deanothefulhamfan]

"Martin just told me, he is expecting Fulham to play attacking football this afternoon"

[Holders]

He's playing an unchanged line-up and Berba's captain.

[Holders]

Sam has now seen the compromising photo of Alistair Macintosh and Shahid Khan that Jol keeps on his iphone that ensures he stays at the club.

[epsomraver]

Sam says " and they call me a fat useless ugly b****rd! "

[sunburywhite]

This should be an easy three points

[grandad]

I have a pre transfer window agreement to sign Berbatov for £10 million. What a steal.

[ron]

Sam;     "  He just told me he has a relationship with his squad based on trust and understanding........
                                   .....they don't trust him, and he doesn't understand them...."

[epsomraver]

Sam;     "  He just told me he has a relationship with his squad based on trust and understanding........
                                   .....they don't trust him, and he doesn't understand them...."

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[epsomraver]

"Berba's gonna sprint from the centre circle and score the winner?  Stop it, you're killing me Martin"

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[BestOfBrede]

Kick n run Sam: "hee hee, I wonder how long before he notices I've stuck red chewing gum to his lapel"
fast fingered Jol: "Idiot"