Updated old classic

[Beamer]

Rene Meulensteen feels that the players need a confidence boost and passing/shooting practice in training so he sets up a number of dustbins on the pitch for the players to pass round and shoot into the net. He goes off to organise the next drill and leaves Jol watching, when he returns he asks Jol how it is going and Jol replies 'The boys are doing really well and I feel we are coping with their strategy and showing some nices touches, but somehow we are losing 2-0. Never mind though I am sure we can be tough enough to get out of it'.

[TheDon]

only 2-0 wow rene has made an impact.

[Beamer]

I did toy with the idea of making it 4-1 but I wanted to keep it real, nobody would believe that we had actually scored.
I know it's not funny but it does sum up my feelings about this whole ridiculous shambles.