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NFR Joke

Started by Buffalo76, December 03, 2013, 08:09:10 PM

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Buffalo76

December 03, 2013, 08:09:10 PM
A woman says to her husband one evening - ' Darling i want for a boob job for xmas?

The shocked husband, thinking of the cost involved, replies - Why don't you just rub some toilet paper on your boobs. After all its done wonders for your BIG FAT ARSE.

manxman

#1
December 03, 2013, 08:27:31 PM
I don't know how women get away with asking for this, I got a slap off my misses last night for asking for a boob job!
"What in the hell is diversity?"
"Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era."

Fulham76

#2
December 03, 2013, 08:59:09 PM
A homeless guy came up to me & asked 'any change'?

I said 'no, still got a big house & nice car'.

Fulham76

#3
December 03, 2013, 09:34:25 PM
Is it too early to start on the Tom Daley jokes?

Berserker

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#4
December 03, 2013, 10:39:09 PM
Yep
Twitter: @hollyberry6699

'Only in the darkness can you see the stars'

- Martin Luther King Jr.

The Bronsons

#5
December 03, 2013, 10:40:38 PM
Wow. Misogyny and homophobia in the same thread. Classy.

Berserker

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#6
December 03, 2013, 10:46:45 PM
Yep
Twitter: @hollyberry6699

'Only in the darkness can you see the stars'

- Martin Luther King Jr.

JBH

#7
December 04, 2013, 07:13:47 AM
Quote from: Fulham76 on December 03, 2013, 09:34:25 PM
Is it too early to start on the Tom Daley jokes?

Possibly but I opened the door on my advent calender yesterday and Tom Daley came out  :drums:

Vinnieffc

#8
December 04, 2013, 03:24:41 PM
Britains Number1 diver came out as gay yesterday, however Man Utd are offering Ashley Young all the support he needs.

cottage cheese

#9
December 04, 2013, 03:27:01 PM
Quote from: Fulham76 on December 03, 2013, 09:34:25 PM
Is it too early to start on the Tom Daley jokes?

Ye you cant just dive into those.

grandad

#10
December 04, 2013, 03:27:39 PM
Young & Daley both great divers.
Where there's a will there's a wife

Vinnieffc

#11
December 04, 2013, 03:48:16 PM
Quote from: cottage cheese on December 04, 2013, 03:27:01 PM
Quote from: Fulham76 on December 03, 2013, 09:34:25 PM
Is it too early to start on the Tom Daley jokes?

Ye you cant just dive into those.

I disagree and think you should take the plunge..

rogerpbackinMidEastUS

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December 04, 2013, 04:00:16 PM Last Edit: December 04, 2013, 04:02:19 PM by rogerpinvirginia
An old lady was in front of me at the ATM.
Obviously struggling with the machine she turned to me and said
"Excuse me young man, can you help me check my balance" ?

So I pushed her

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New England father reading a bedtime story to his daughter......
"Once upon a time"

Redneck father reading to his daughter
"You ain't gonna believe this sh*t"
VERY DAFT AND A LOT DAFTER THAN I SEEM, SOMETIMES
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