NFR Joke but you may have heard it

[Peabody]

>
> It was December 1987 and a Russian couple was walking down the street
> in St. Petersburg at night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I
> think it's raining," he said to his wife.
> "No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied.
> "No, I'm sure it was just rain", he said.
> Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument
> about whether it was raining or snowing when they saw a minor
> communist party official walking toward them.
> "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph
> whether it's officially raining or snowing."
> As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph,
> is it officially raining or snowing?"
> "It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on.
> But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!"
> To which the man replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

[Neil D]

Don't give up your day job.

[filham]

Well if we are into Chrismas Craker jokes, two aerials met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The wedding ceremony was poor but the reception was great.

[Fulham1959]

I've heard it before but had forgotten the details, so I enjoyed it !

[Jamie88]

Absolutely terrible. Sorry :/

[TheDon]

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[Vinnieffc]

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[Count Berbatov]

Can't believe I wasted a min of my life to read this ;-)

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[YankeeJim]

'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates', Saint Peter said.




The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said, 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.




The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'


The paddy replied, 'These are Carols.'

[Sheepskin Junior]

sigh. Sounds like a joke I'd make and I've been told my sense of humour is terrible.