NFR At this sad time, A Joke

[Peabody]

Some of you will be aware of my connection and stout defence of all things Liverpool but I did find some of these funny. So I thought I would share these with you






   A Liverpool girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit.

  "How many children?" asks the welfare officer?

  "Ten" replies the Liverpool girl.

  "Ten?" says the welfare worker.

  "What are their names?"

  "Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan,
Nathan and Nathan."

  "Doesn't that get confusing?"

  "Naah..." says the Liverpool girl, "It's great because if they are
Out playing in the street I just have to shout 'Nathan yer dinner's
Ready!' or 'Nathan go to bed now!' and they all do it.

  "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the curious
Welfare worker.

  "That's easy," says the Liverpool girl... "I just use their surnames."

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  A Liverpool girl enters an adult shop and asks for a vibrator.

  The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She says
"I'll take that red one."

  The man rep!lies "that's a fire extinguisher"!


 

[epsomraver]

Posted recently Mr P , sorry!

[kevin]

they are so old i can hear them creaking