Come on people let's have some more Hamburg tales.

[FatFreddysCat]

I want to hear about everything i might of missed , and even see if i was there on some of the stories. Funniest story i heard was three younger Fulham were visiting one of Hamburgs window women and didn't think they was getting what they paid for, anyhow the bouncer comes in, it kicks off a bit, one of them knicks the brasses show and puts the window through. Well that was the story me, Jay and Shady were told when this porn style  shoe was plonked on the table in our hotel in the early hours of wednesday morning. Anyone see this ?

[flynny]

Well i danced on a chair in a bar singing happy birthday mr president while sucking my finger bending over in a marliyn monroe style the two mastouched sailors at the bar liked it . and so did you screeming queen.

[os5889]

I got abused by a Fulham fan in a green demon kit with a crazy frog hat who was convinced I supported Blackpool, he then fell off the bus and fell into a hedge,,,

[FatFreddysCat]

Well i danced on a chair in a bar singing happy birthday mr president while sucking my finger bending over in a marliyn monroe style the two mastouched sailors at the bar liked it . and so did you screeming queen.

Flynny that dance does it everytime me old china  :004: .

[Jimpav]

Very pissed bloke came and sat next to us in the 82nd minute saying he had only just got into the ground! Didn't know the score or scorers and then couldn't quite grasp extra time. Legend!

[ScalleysDad]

We were either behind you or even somewhere adjacent. He wanted a description of the equaliser but we gave up when one eye seemed to be focused upwards whilst the other just clouded over. He said he had been chucked out earlier and was "like dodging man".

A nutcase of quality porportions...........

[Jimpav]

Ha ha that's the one Scalley. Who were you there with? I was the special one bloke with white t shirt and a flag wrapped round me. Channel 5 picked us out at half time so you may have also been on shot.

[Admin]

Well I was in that Thomas Read - Reed bar with you & Shady and a few of your poofter mates. Because the old man was on crutches and not very mobile I left him at the the London Bar with his mates whilst I walked down to have a drink with you lot.

To cut a long story short, my mobile phone was getting flat as we'd travelled the best part of the day. Whilst in the Thomas Read-Reed bar having a good old sing song the old man rang but my mobile died.

Going on me first reactions, I thought the old man was in a bit of trouble or needed help moving else where so said ta ta to Spencer, Shady etc and went off to find him. Got in the London Bar and he was no where to be seen. Walked out the London Bar and blow me George Hamburgs finest prozzies were out offering the full works for a snitch of the price and I was defo game.

After being pulled from pilar to post I pulled myself back together again and thought right, sorry my loves gota find the old man, maybe next time and got a taxi back to the hotel about twelve-ish. I managed to charge me phone up, ring the old man who said "I'm O.K, foots a bit sore but I'm with Bob, will be home home soon"....

I thought to myself "Right, I've done well here, rather than spending all night out on the p1ss, turning down a good nosh and being here for when me old man gets back" The ASS falls in p1ssed at 4am on double brandy's and cokes. I was not impressed.

[Dragoman]

I was walking through the Atletico Madrid fanzone where I noticed two of their fans, each holding a jumbo sized Bratwurst and a glass of red wine. One asked the other to take a picture of him so he put his food down on the kerb. While his back was turned and he was taking the photo a German guy came by with a huge dog on a lead. As quick as a flash the dog took a chunk out of the sausage and his embarrassed owner dragged him away. The AM fan then picked up his plate, looked a bit quizzically at the Bratwurst as though surprised that about two inches of it were missing, but began to eat it anyway.  The German guy and I smiled knowingly at each other and continued on our way.

[The Doctor]

No stories as such, but we did find this welcoming street sign

[Scrumpy]

Is that Harry Potter with you? 2nd from right? :005:

[The Doctor]

 :011:

I shouldn't laugh as I'm a bit of a Harry Potter lookalike myself (although I've recently been told I look more like the Dad from American Pie)!  That's a workmate of mine who has recently seen the light and bought a Fulham Season Ticket.  We've all given him the little "you know it won't be like this every season..." talk but we're not quite sure he believes us.  Still, I suppose there's nothing like experience

[ImperialWhite]

Harry Potter (aka Daniel Radcliffe) is a fan, I think - I think his bigger love is cricket, but I'm sure he was interviewed in the TMS this last Ashes tournament and he mentioned supporting Fulham.

[BarneyTravers]

Having not slept in my own hotel room for either of the two night stay I attempted to squat at my brothers hotel after the final defeat as he had a free bed...unfortunately the hotel manager rumbled this plan and scuppered the proceedings...it was 6am though and despite our pleadings he decided to call the local plod who quickly established that we were in the wrong...just as I was leaving Sam who was in our party came in with blood all round his hooter after being randomly headbutted by a scouser.....
I made my way back to my own hotel room and bumped into Southy in Mcdonalds via a load of turkish people having a punch up....having purchased a quite appalling happy meal the contents of which elude me we bumped into and shook the hand of Damien Duff who apparently had problems sleeping and was off to find a bar.
Having woken up a German guest at my hotel due to forgetting my hotel room number eventually found my way to room 314 and nicked a couple of hours kip prior to the long drive home.
No wonder I lost the flag.
2009/2010...the best season ever......coyw