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Joke

Started by Yamus, January 28, 2014, 05:37:10 PM

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Yamus

Owing to the water shortage in Ireland,swimming pools in Dublin are closing lanes 7 and 8.

YankeeJim

Yamus,
Thank you for your attempt but on FOF all jokes must come through Peabody.  065.gif
Its not that I could and others couldn't.
Its that I did and others didn't.

Yamus



YankeeJim

Its not that I could and others couldn't.
Its that I did and others didn't.

Furby

 064.gif Hahaha that's better than any of Peabody's jokes that I've read.  0001.jpeg

reillers

?????????????????????????????????????????
One in a million- Irish and a Fulham fan!!!


Peabody

Quote from: Furby on January 28, 2014, 06:08:01 PM
064.gif Hahaha that's better than any of Peabody's jokes that I've read.  0001.jpeg


That's ok but this is not as funny as JARVs earlier effort.

TheDon

further developments: they are trying a revolutionary theory and will dilute it. 

Patrick

#8
Quote from: Yamus on January 28, 2014, 05:37:10 PM
Owing to the water shortage in Ireland,swimming pools in Dublin are closing lanes 7 and 8.
Ha...ha....pathetic person.....can you do any better?????...do you have any jokes about black or Jewish people ....that you could entertain us with???...sad person.....


TheDon

#9
Quote from: Patrick on January 28, 2014, 09:25:32 PM
Quote from: Yamus on January 28, 2014, 05:37:10 PM
Owing to the water shortage in Ireland,swimming pools in Dublin are closing lanes 7 and 8.
Ha...ha....pathetic person.....can you do any better?????...do you have any jokes about black or Jewish people ....that you could entertain us with???...sad person.....
chill out mate i`m irish too, its just a joke

Patrick

#10
Quote from: TheDon on January 28, 2014, 09:33:05 PM
Quote from: Patrick on January 28, 2014, 09:25:32 PM
Quote from: Yamus on January 28, 2014, 05:37:10 PM
Owing to the water shortage in Ireland,swimming pools in Dublin are closing lanes 7 and 8.
Ha...ha....pathetic person.....can you do any better?????...do you have any jokes about black or Jewish people ....that you could entertain us with???...sad person.....
chill out mate i`m irish too, its just a joke

I'm totally chilled...but in the interests of fairness can we have a few black/Jewish or say Latino jokes too.........

TheDon

#11
Quote from: Patrick on January 28, 2014, 09:36:23 PM
Quote from: TheDon on January 28, 2014, 09:33:05 PM
Quote from: Patrick on January 28, 2014, 09:25:32 PM
Quote from: Yamus on January 28, 2014, 05:37:10 PM
Owing to the water shortage in Ireland,swimming pools in Dublin are closing lanes 7 and 8.
Ha...ha....pathetic person.....can you do any better?????...do you have any jokes about black or Jewish people ....that you could entertain us with???...sad person.....
chill out mate i`m irish too, its just a joke

I'm totally chilled...but in the interests of fairness can we have a few black/Jewish or say Latino jokes too.........
now your just being racist. shame on you


andyk

Quote from: TheDon on January 28, 2014, 09:20:17 PM
further developments: they are trying a revolutionary theory and will dilute it. 

Ah, the old Irish jokes, can someone resurrect Bernard Manning, he knew how to tell them, such a nice man.

Here is one for Fulham Irish fans

Paddy goes to the building site for his first day in London. The cockney  foreman thinks he'll have a bit of fun with the old thicko from the emerald isle.

"So Paddy" he says, " What's the difference between a Joist and a Girder?"

"Well, " says Paddy, " Joyce wrote Ulysses and Goethe wrote Faust"

I'll get me coat.

Patrick

Quote from: andyk on January 28, 2014, 09:57:46 PM
Quote from: TheDon on January 28, 2014, 09:20:17 PM
further developments: they are trying a revolutionary theory and will dilute it. 

Ah, the old Irish jokes, can someone resurrect Bernard Manning, he knew how to tell them, such a nice man.

Here is one for Fulham Irish fans

Paddy goes to the building site for his first day in London. The cockney  foreman thinks he'll have a bit of fun with the old thicko from the emerald isle.

"So Paddy" he says, " What's the difference between a Joist and a Girder?"

"Well, " says Paddy, " Joyce wrote Ulysses and Goethe wrote Faust"

I'll get me coat.

LOLzzzzzzzz!!!

Sgt Fulham

#14
Quote from: Patrick on January 28, 2014, 09:25:32 PM
Quote from: Yamus on January 28, 2014, 05:37:10 PM
Owing to the water shortage in Ireland,swimming pools in Dublin are closing lanes 7 and 8.
Ha...ha....pathetic person.....can you do any better?????...do you have any jokes about black or Jewish people ....that you could entertain us with???...sad person.....

Bad reaction to a joke. People make jokes about my ethnicity all the time. As they're just joking and not being serious to try and be genuinely racist its fine in my opinion. Life's too short to take everything so seriously!


Patrick

Another one for your entertainment....

Macedo

Quote from: TheDon on January 28, 2014, 09:20:17 PM
further developments: they are trying a revolutionary theory and will dilute it. 

Hey Don so why u say my Irish joke was racist and this
One isnt...Personal is it?

Macedo

Quote from: Sgt Fulham on January 28, 2014, 10:37:40 PM
Quote from: Patrick on January 28, 2014, 09:25:32 PM
Quote from: Yamus on January 28, 2014, 05:37:10 PM
Owing to the water shortage in Ireland,swimming pools in Dublin are closing lanes 7 and 8.
Ha...ha....pathetic person.....can you do any better?????...do you have any jokes about black or Jewish people ....that you could entertain us with???...sad person.....

Bad reaction to a joke. People make jokes about my ethnicity all the time. As they're just joking and not being serious to try and be genuinely racist its fine in my opinion. Life's too short to take everything so seriously!

Absolutely Correct..
My mums Irish, shes the one who tells me them