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NFR Joke

Started by Peabody, February 14, 2014, 12:19:09 PM

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Peabody



The Stunt Pilot


A young girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees the bloke who had his wicked way with her the previous evening, after they had met in a pub.  He was stacking washing powder boxes on the shelves.


"You lying toad" she yells", last night you told me you were a stunt pilot".


"No" he says "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team".








SuffolkWhite

Guy goes into the doctor's.
"Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside
"How's that?"
"Don't you start"

Peabody

Just a quick explanation to those of you who do not live in the UK. Ariel is a washing powder.


FFCAli

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Always good to see that heading  -  keep 'em coming Peabody!

Southcoastffc

 
Quote from: Peabody on February 14, 2014, 12:19:09 PM


The Stunt Pilot


A young girl walks into a supermarket and on her way round she sees the bloke who had his wicked way with her the previous evening, after they had met in a pub.  He was stacking washing powder boxes on the shelves.


"You lying toad" she yells", last night you told me you were a stunt pilot".


"No" he says "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team".








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The world is made up of electrons, protons, neurons, possibly muons and, definitely, morons.

RaySmith



epsomraver


OneFinFulham

So much time for this, decent joke. Wonderful.

aFFCn_Fan

@hincharoo


YankeeJim

Quote from: Peabody on February 14, 2014, 12:23:10 PM
Just a quick explanation to those of you who do not live in the UK. Ariel is a washing powder.


Its never good when you have to figure out a joke. None the less;   082.gif
Its not that I could and others couldn't.
Its that I did and others didn't.

Peabody

Quote from: YankeeJim on February 14, 2014, 04:42:51 PM
Quote from: Peabody on February 14, 2014, 12:23:10 PM
Just a quick explanation to those of you who do not live in the UK. Ariel is a washing powder.


Its never good when you have to figure out a joke. None the less;   082.gif

Sorry Jim but there are some who may not know what Ariel is, so I just thought a brief explanation was neede

Blanco

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epsomraver

Afraid your joke Bill has been surpassed by the club fp.gif fp.gif

Peabody