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NFR Joke

Started by Peabody, March 12, 2014, 01:50:03 PM

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Peabody



























During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"


"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to

the person to empty the bathtub."


"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger

than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"










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WhiteJC


grandad

Good one. Now on FB to the whole world
Where there's a will there's a wife


grandad

A young Red Indian boy was sitting outside his teepee talking to his father , the Big Chief.
The boy asked how his name was chosen.
The big chief said that when he was born he took him outside , raised him up & named him after the first thing he saw such as Passing Cloud, Running Water, Black Horse ,etc.

Ahh the boy exclaimed, that is why I am called Two Dogs F***ing.
Where there's a will there's a wife

CorkedHat

Quote from: grandad on March 14, 2014, 09:28:45 AM
A young Red Indian boy was sitting outside his teepee talking to his father , the Big Chief.
The boy asked how his name was chosen.
The big chief said that when he was born he took him outside , raised him up & named him after the first thing he saw such as Passing Cloud, Running Water, Black Horse ,etc.

Ahh the boy exclaimed, that is why I am called Two Dogs F***ing.

Grandad - that was the first dirty joke I ever heard and that was around 1955 - seriously
What we do for others will live on. What we do for ourselves will die with us

jarv



grandad

Quote from: CorkedHat on March 14, 2014, 10:39:17 AM
Quote from: grandad on March 14, 2014, 09:28:45 AM
A young Red Indian boy was sitting outside his teepee talking to his father , the Big Chief.
The boy asked how his name was chosen.
The big chief said that when he was born he took him outside , raised him up & named him after the first thing he saw such as Passing Cloud, Running Water, Black Horse ,etc.

Ahh the boy exclaimed, that is why I am called Two Dogs F***ing.

Grandad - that was the first dirty joke I ever heard and that was around 1955 - seriously


That was when I first heard it but there are plenty of kids on here that might not have heard it.Still makes me chuckle though.
Where there's a will there's a wife

YankeeJim

God forbid that we go down but if we do we still have Peabody for a bit of levity.  082.gif
Its not that I could and others couldn't.
Its that I did and others didn't.