KHAptioN Competition...

[LBNo11]

[Southcoastffc]

Oh Lord, save me from FoF and TIFF opinions...

[Berserker]

Is it a bird, is it a plane, no it's.......Michael Jackson

[FPT]

Please god, why did you allow an invasion from the Netherlands to the club?

[cmg]

'Ah! So that's where the Premier League is.'

[Admin]

(This Friday) "Look, I'm going to be perfectly honest with you Brede' it's just not working out"

[HatterDon]

The joke's not up there, mate; it's on the pitch.

[PokerMatt]

'Ah! So that's where the Premier League is.'

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Don't think I'll even try to beat that.

[Southcoastffc]

Mmmmm, sound-proofing on my Craven Cottage apartments development has to be real good to shut out the noise from those planes going into Heathrow.

[ron]

"Mystery speculator watches his £200m punt go up in smoke..."

[rogerpbackinMidEastUS]

"The lighting truss for Carrie's concert looks a bit iffy.
I hope it doesn't fall down on my team during the warm up act"

[love4ffc]

God, do you think I could get my money back on the Greek? 

[Sgt Fulham]

"I simply refuse to watch this shite..."

[VicHalomsLovechild]

Those big lights would look good in my garden

[nixie-ffc]

Was once blind but now i see...

[DLTOOFIF]

Club owner presented with a list of this season's cock-ups.

[Jem]

So help me Lord, when I get hold of that little Egyptian..........

[Lighthouse]

Back to doing something I know about. 'Sorry Sir, looks as if you will need the whole exhaust replaced'

[YankeeJim]

Hmmn, is that beam strong enough to hang Jol from?

[Beamer]

So that's what Magath's training hill looks like, serves them right.