All together now........

[North of the broadway]

When you're down to ten men and you're back in the Prem, that's Zamora....' 049:gif :005:

To the tune of Amore by Dean Martin

[BigbadBillyMcKinley]

Or, how about...

When you're run by 'Arry, with loads of money, thats going bust....

[Admin]

Wheeeennn you're so far in debt and your bills can't be met, that's the Ha Ha's

When Fernandez & Co. Have gone and blown all your doe, that's the Ha Ha's

[North of the broadway]

Or, when all the Tarquins have gone and you are back where you belong that's the Foolham.

[Bedford White]

Enjoy it while it lasts hoopboy! We'll see who's singing in 12 months time.

[North of the broadway]

When the tourists won't pay cos the Lillywhites did fade, thats the Foolham

[Admin]

When the tourists won't pay cos the Lillywhites did fade, thats the Foolham

Typical thick Ha Ha, doesn't even ryhm.

[North of the broadway]

How many goals did you concede, it was a great many indeed, that's the Tarquin's.

[PeterFFC]

I see the Ha ha's whole fan base has come across.

[mikeyffc28]

Lego, lego, lego house, lego house, lego house.  You play in a lego house and have too many fingers.

[SP]

Why do we respond to these posts?  No matter how bad things get, I thank God I'm a Fulham supporter particularly seeing what the alternatives are.

[North of the broadway]

Down to 4,000 no more, cos it's the lower leagues once again, that's the Tarquin's.

[Northern Cottager]

When the tourists won't pay cos the Lillywhites did fade, thats the Foolham

Eh?

Baffled by why you would spend your time on here instead of celebrating with your sister/girlfriend in your council house near that derelict dive you can't fill.

[Northern Cottager]

Down to 4,000 no more, cos it's the lower leagues once again, that's the Tarquin's.

No idea who told you to crack on writing songs but these are woeful.

Mod's do not ban this muppet. If this is the best they've got, this is brilliant!

[North of the broadway]

When the Tarq's finally score, there is barely a roar, that's the Foolham

[mikeyffc28]

Mods, can we change the title of the thread to "QParse supporter making a complete tit of himself."

[North of the broadway]

Season tickets are nigh on free and your never be on TV, thats the Tarquin's.

[SuffolkWhite]

We have many different supporters come on here from different clubs who behave well.

We all have friends who support other clubs including the Q's and you are embarrassing your club!

:dead horse:

[Fulham76]

He's quite funny actually - a couple have made me smile anyway. Can just imagine him chuckling to himself when another shakespeare like idea pops in to his head.
Think we're going to have to accept this sort of thing, for a while at least. We've been like their big successful brother for 15-20 years now. Let them have their fun. Luckily they don't have many fans so it shouldn't get too unbearable for us.

[Logicalman]

I see the Ha ha's whole fan base has come across.

Nope, just the one bearing the total collective ha ha IQ - which is less goals than we shipped last season - by a wide margin!

I guess I'm more surprised more having been on here sooner, then again, they have to find the Fulham sites first, and for a bunch of mongrels they're not that smart. This one got lucky.