Jax Training: Caption Competition

[Logicalman]

Fulham players demonstrate Felix's new ball control methods  :008:

[grandad]

I think the boss said extensions not erections.

[rogerpbackinMidEastUS]

Jacksonville Cheerleaders have a profound effect on Kostas, to the disappointment
of Moussa, Amour and Huge.

[brixology]

Amazing.

[VicHalomsLovechild]

   Sadly for Kostas, Greek style keepy-uppy didn't impress his team mates.

[sunburywhite]

Now that's what I call ball control

[TheManOnTheBus]

I wish I could keep it up as long as you.

[H4usuallysitting]

Moussa "careful, you'll have my eye out with that"

[love4ffc]

Ok boys I have it all teed up.  Who's turn to take it take a swing? 

[JudgeBread]

Reporter: Felix, is it hard getting the team out of the bad habbits of last season?

FM: yeah sure, the crab is still one we are working on

#raywilkins

[Holders]

Hugo, see if you can convert this one as well.

[Snibbo]

Kostas unfortunately still has not come to grips with the intricacies of English, causing havoc in the heading practice drills. He is yet to learn that your foreskin is not on your forehead.

[JHaynes Paperboy]

Like most Greeks I will "shag" anything.

[Ron Sheepskin]

Kostas demonstrates that not every goal has to be a 35 yard screamer. "Sometimes I like to just poke one in."

[Blanco]

Stafylidis: "96, 97, 98..."
Dembele: "wow, he's gonna break your record Fernando!"
Amorebieta: "No way!?"
Stafylidis: "99, 100!!"
Rodallega: "Why can't I do that?"

[Jem]

When you said you loved football I thought you meant the game.........

[Buffalo76]

On me head son :005:

[Fulham76]

Clever dick?

[Buffalo76]

Anyone for a game of head tennis?

[Lighthouse]

Rodders ' I am not going to look and participate in what will end up as a lot of cock jokes on a forum somewhere'