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Erm.. Felix

Started by SouthWest6, August 18, 2014, 10:56:57 PM

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SouthWest6


Northern Cottager

That's got to be photoshopped. Is he in leather?

SouthWest6

Quote from: Northern Cottager on August 18, 2014, 11:07:27 PM
That's got to be photoshopped. Is he in leather?

Well, I'd be a bit shocked if they were the home shorts!!


love4ffc

Forget home shorts he'll make that the home kit...
Anyone can blend into the crowd.  How will you standout when it counts?

aaronmcguigan

i would love it if this was actually him!

SouthWest6

Quote from: aaronmcguigan on August 18, 2014, 11:23:29 PM
i would love it if this was actually him!

Gets us promoted and he can do the hell what he likes, although I'd love him to do this through Chelsea.


JoeBartramFFC

Thanks for copying my tweet

aaronmcguigan

did you take that photo or where did you unearth that beauty?!

H4usuallysitting

He should wear that on the touchline against Wolves


Me-ate-Live, innit??

This must be @FelixMcDeath  on Twitter............  funny guy  (gal ??)
Oldest at the bottom



Felix Magath @FelixMcDeath  ·  Aug 8
Wasn't going to give Mark Fotheringham a contract but he started crying & repeatedly slamming his penis in the desk drawer. Useful qualities
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Felix Magath @FelixMcDeath  ·  Aug 7
Dear @TipsonTits1 I admire the instincts of your right knocker & will bet accordingly. I would normally retweet you but its a #familyclub
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Felix Magath @FelixMcDeath  ·  Jul 8
Nipped into @paddypower in North End Road to ask about McCormack. 50/1 to score 20 goals, 20/1 to be Captain & 5/1 for me to play him at RB.     ReplyReplied to 0 times RetweetRetweeted 14 times14 FavoriteFavorited 8 times8

Felix Magath @FelixMcDeath  ·  Jul 8
Mr Khan says he signed @Rossmccormack44 because he was reassuringly expensive. We enquired about Jordan Rhodes but they wanted chicken feed.
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Felix Magath @FelixMcDeath  ·  Jul 6
Had Stekelenburg on saying it should have been him saving those pens. I said don't cry Maarten you are still my best sand hill builder boy.
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Felix Magath @FelixMcDeath  ·  May 22
Riise asked me for a new contract. I said what should we do with a dog that shits on the carpet? Then I chopped his balls off. #negotiations
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Felix Magath @FelixMcDeath  ·  May 3
Earlier this week Mitroglou escaped from his lair under Motspur Park. Killed 3 groundsmen & ate @matthewbriggs17 - He is ready.

JoeBartramFFC

The singer Sinead Harnett tweeted the pic with the hashtag 'Shoreditch', i thought it looked like Felix hence the tweet!!!

SouthWest6

Quote from: JoeBartramFFC on August 18, 2014, 11:38:19 PM
The singer Sinead Harnett tweeted the pic with the hashtag 'Shoreditch', i thought it looked like Felix hence the tweet!!!

Was a good Tweet, really made me laugh (although it came to me about 10th hand)


RidgeRider

Quote from: JoeBartramFFC on August 18, 2014, 11:38:19 PM
The singer Sinead Harnett tweeted the pic with the hashtag 'Shoreditch', i thought it looked like Felix hence the tweet!!!

Well done. Looks so much like it could be.  :Haynes The Maestro:

Holders

#13
Do you think he's just going shopping? He'll create a stir in Morrison's like that.
Non sumus statione ferriviaria

grandad

His trousers , which are hanging on the back, were soaked by a passing car.I see no problem. Done the same myself except I didn´t have any underpants on.
Where there's a will there's a wife


Me-ate-Live, innit??

Quote from: RidgeRider on August 19, 2014, 01:42:10 AM
Quote from: JoeBartramFFC on August 18, 2014, 11:38:19 PM
The singer Sinead Harnett tweeted the pic with the hashtag 'Shoreditch', i thought it looked like Felix hence the tweet!!!

Well done. Looks so much like it could be.  :Haynes The Maestro:

Except for the Pot- Belly  of course .................