OK GUYS Which one of you

[Me-ate-Live, innit??]

Is looking at sewing machines   :dft011:??????

[Berserker]

I already have one

[fulhamben]

I need one so I can start to make effigys to burn.

[HatterDon]

I need one so I can start to make effigys to burn.

effin what?

[NogoodBoyo]

Sometimes, KC your unique sense of humour is so baffling it could blow the mohawks off a troop of plethora of punks.
Nogood "Sewing Machines, what is that, isit" Boyo
P.S.  A tad more polite than "WTF", even if you think I'm dim as daps

[rogerpbackinMidEastUS]

Is looking at sewing machines   :dft011:??????

Are you trying to stitch us up or make sure we help you with your thread ?
Or just trying to give us the needle

I want to be sick, and I typed it

[Lighthouse]

I have a sewing machine. I think it works and it is either in the garage or a wardrobe. Hasn't been used for many years. It is an electric one, oh yes all the mod cons. Although I remember an old Singer with a black turn wheel thingy.

When I say I have a sewing machine, it is now in my possession. I have never actually used one. My late sister was a keen dress maker in her youth and I have found loads of old patterns.

Sorry what was the question again?

[Logicalman]

I have a sewing machine. I think it works and it is either in the garage or a wardrobe. Hasn't been used for many years. It is an electric one, oh yes all the mod cons. Although I remember an old Singer with a black turn wheel thingy.

When I say I have a sewing machine, it is now in my possession. I have never actually used one. My late sister was a keen dress maker in her youth and I have found loads of old patterns.

Sorry what was the question again?

Mr LH, it was beginning to sound like a fetish mate!!!  :58:

[YankeeJim]

I'm so confused. Bing won't translate this furin language ya'll are speaking.  1500.gif

[Lighthouse]

I have a sewing machine. I think it works and it is either in the garage or a wardrobe. Hasn't been used for many years. It is an electric one, oh yes all the mod cons. Although I remember an old Singer with a black turn wheel thingy.

When I say I have a sewing machine, it is now in my possession. I have never actually used one. My late sister was a keen dress maker in her youth and I have found loads of old patterns.

Sorry what was the question again?

Mr LH, it was beginning to sound like a fetish mate!!!  :58:

Wait until I tell you about my collection of hand pumps and rubber goods.

[rogerpbackinMidEastUS]

Be careful you don't p**** your finger (or the reverse)

[Holders]

Is this the new pond sludge?

[Berserker]

We could have a strange things people have found in their garage or garden thread.

Lighthouse learn to sew,  you could become a Tailor. It's fun, probably more so than Fulham at the moment.

That would be an insult to the club, fans prefer to go to sewing classes

[Fulham1959]

I'm baffled.  Simple explanation of the analogy (if it is one), someone, please ?

[Berserker]

I'm baffled.  Simple explanation of the analogy (if it is one), someone, please ?

I think you have to create you own analogy, rather like a David Lynch film, the meaning is down to your own interpretation

[Nero]

it was the cases i was interested in

[Lighthouse]

We could have a strange things people have found in their garage or garden thread.

Lighthouse learn to sew,  you could become a Tailor. It's fun, probably more so than Fulham at the moment.

That would be an insult to the club, fans prefer to go to sewing classes

My Granddad was a master tailor. I have the equipment but none of the skills.