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You know as a bloke you're getting old when.....

Started by FatFreddysCat, February 01, 2010, 12:42:25 AM

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FatFreddysCat

February 01, 2010, 12:42:25 AM
You use more tissues on man flu than....... :(

Lighthouse

#1
February 01, 2010, 01:07:33 AM
You know you are getting old as a bloke when your only comment on the Porn Film is....

They used that couch in that other film with...
The above IS NOT A LEGAL DOCUMENT. It is an opinion.

We may yet hear the horse talk.

I can stand my own despair but not others hope

FatFreddysCat

#2
February 01, 2010, 01:18:23 AM
Quote from: Lighthouse on February 01, 2010, 01:07:33 AM
You know you are getting old as a bloke when your only comment on the Porn Film is....

They used that couch in that other film with...
You know you're getting old when your only comment on the porn film is " My God that bed looks comfortable" :(

Lighthouse

#3
February 01, 2010, 01:23:09 AM
You know when your getting old as a bloke when your only comment on the porn film is...

You can put your back out doing that.
The above IS NOT A LEGAL DOCUMENT. It is an opinion.

We may yet hear the horse talk.

I can stand my own despair but not others hope

TheDaddy

#4
February 01, 2010, 01:33:12 AM
You know as a bloke your getting old when your back goes out more than you do.
"Well blow me if it wasnt the badger who did it "

Lighthouse

#5
February 01, 2010, 01:43:25 AM
You know when you are getting old when you are no longer disappointed  but are pleased when a woman calls you sweet.
The above IS NOT A LEGAL DOCUMENT. It is an opinion.

We may yet hear the horse talk.

I can stand my own despair but not others hope

TheDaddy

#6
February 01, 2010, 01:49:41 AM
you know as a bloke your getting old when you earholes have more hair than your head.
"Well blow me if it wasnt the badger who did it "

finnster01

#7
February 01, 2010, 01:56:09 AM
You know you're getting old when you have to get rid of your dog because he keeps trying to drag you out in the garden to bury you
If you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, you are most likely dead

TheDaddy

#8
February 01, 2010, 02:48:32 AM
You know your getting old when you tell the kids to turn down there music,switch the lights off behind them and advise them that this is a home not a bloody hotel "so could you kindly return the TV from whence it can from and repair the broken window please "
"Well blow me if it wasnt the badger who did it "
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