Best Reason for Felix to Go

[HatterDon]

I grow weary coming on here and seeing 35 active threads, 32 of which are all "Felix Out" threads.

So, by all means, fire the nasty German, and let's get back to

a. tending the allotments
b. the Gilroy/Blingo badgering about goalkeepers
c. threads by Lighthouse that ramble about his garden
d. complaining about the kit
e. complaining about the national team
f. sharing Gentleman Jimisms
g. best looking women over 6' tall
h. all time Fulham best XI
i. pretty much everything but Mornington Bloody Crescent

oh, and talking about the upcoming matches in terms of something other than "will this be the one that costs Felix his job/will a good result keep Felix's job?"

So, yes, finally, Felix Out!

I'm worn down, I'm worn out. You win. Felix Out.

[YankeeJim]

Why not a thread about woman under 5'4"? What my dear pops used to call peach basket girls.

Its a shame that you conceded so quickly Don. With Felix gone, we can now have posts about team for the next match, how useless Ruiz is, Parkers pirouettes and of course who's the next gaffer.

Where's Freddie and his sausages when you need him?

[jelmo]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[HatterDon]

Damn! How was THAT for timing?

[Berserker]

I'm exactly 5ft 4in so am feeling discrimated against I'll have you know

[HatterDon]

I'm exactly 5ft 4in so am feeling discrimated against I'll have you know

Okay, TWO drinks then.

[YankeeJim]

I'm exactly 5ft 4in so am feeling discrimated against I'll have you know

I was told that you are 5' 3 3/4". Had I known you were 5'4", I would have listed the thread as 5'4' and under. Go ahead and submit your picture. Perhaps that one that Mr. Berserker has that he doesn't show anyone.  :HD: