NFR Joke, may be offensive to those celebrating an annerversary

[Peabody]

40 years
of marriage..

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic
little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married
couple and for being loving to each other for
all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world
with my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two
tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her
hands.

The husband thought for a moment:
'Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again. I'm
sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish.!

So the fairy waved her magic wand and
poof!...

The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful should
remember fairies are female......

[domprague]

Nice one.

[epsomraver]

40 years
of marriage..

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic
little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married
couple and for being loving to each other for
all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world
with my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two
tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her
hands.

The husband thought for a moment:
'Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again. I'm
sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish.!

So the fairy waved her magic wand and
poof!...

The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful should
remember fairies are female......

come on mods where are you poofs and fairies in one joke, how very dare you!!! 064.gif 064.gif 064.gif

[rogerpbackinMidEastUS]

come on mods where are you poofs and fairies in one joke, how very dare you!!!



And 'little restaurant' is  derogatory to the owners, suggesting they couldn't afford or weren't capable of owning or managing a 'large restaurant'

Mr P, you really need to go back to the drawing board and get this PC stuff correct

[Fernhurst]

Corporal Jones

Atten.....shion!!!!   :clap_hands:

No neeeeed..... I said no need..... To start each title with "May be offensive"


Us long term inmates love the jokes just as they are.............more power to you Jones

Very funny by the way...... Although the missues found it somewhat ...... Oh

[Logicalman]

Hmm, Mrs Logic just smiled and nodded - knowingly!!

[Berserker]

I actually found this joke funny, well done Peabody

[FFCAli]

   :005:  Love the moral!