NFR Joke

[Peabody]

Father Norton

Father Norton woke up one Sunday morning. It was an exceptionally
beautiful and sunny early spring day, and he decided he just had to play
golf. He called up his associate pastor and told him that he was feeling
sick and asked him to hold Mass for him that day.

As soon as he hung up, Father Norton headed for a golf course about 40
miles away. He wanted to make sure that he didn't run into anyone he
knew. After all, everyone else would be in church.

At the course, Father Norton asked to play alone, and as he strolled
onto the first tee, St. Peter leaned over to the Lord while they were
looking down from Heaven and exclaimed, "You're not going to let him get
away with this, are you?" The Lord sighed and responded, "No, I guess not."

Father Norton teed his ball up and took a mighty swing. The ball came
off the face of his driver like a cannon shot, straight and true. His
ball landed just short of the green, bounced on and rolled straight into
the hole, a 420-yard hole-in-one!

St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "How could
you let that happen?

The Lord just smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?"
























   

[VicHalomsLovechild]

 :005:

[Southcoastffc]

Perfect!

[love4ffc]

Very nice Mr. P.  Always enjoy them.