Whatever's happened to

[Fernhurst]

 Larnell Cole?

Has he featured in any FFC team since RM's departure?
Is he training?
Surely still can't be injured?

[dannyboi-ffc]

The mystery of larnell Cole......

We've had some wonderful signings, some stupid signings and some BAD signings in the past. But larnell Cole has got to be the weirdest.

Even kit keeps him locked up in a cage at motspur, he's not on loan, he doesn't play for the U21 ' s,  he's not in any pictures from training sessions that get put on the website and hes not listed as injured??? He's just vanished!

Good post Fernhurst and I hope someone has the aanswers. Unfortunately I don't so you've just wasted between 5 and 20 seconds of your life reading this (depending on how fast you read) and ive wasted a couple of minutes of my life typing this....

All in all a pretty pointless post by me to be honest.

Good thread though :)

[Fernhurst]

Apparently once highly fancied at Man U.
Paul Scholes was a big admirer.

Do we have our own Reham Stirling out on long term sick with depression???

[TonyGilroy]

There is a possible explanation that would be highly libellous if I spelled it out and if it turned out not to be true.

Eliminate injury or contract cancellation because surely we'd be told. He's not playing or on loan.

What could it be?

Ruin the moderators' Christmas by having a guess.

[Fernhurst]

He's on strike


So sue me .....

[dannyboi-ffc]

There is a possible explanation that would be highly libellous if I spelled it out and if it turned out not to be true.

Eliminate injury or contract cancellation because surely we'd be told. He's not playing or on loan.

What could it be?

Ruin the moderators' Christmas by having a guess.

hmmmm, are you suggesting there's a possibility the lad is absolutely useless? or swear words to that effect? Because if you are and it turns out to be true,  I think it would explain a lot

[Woolly Mammoth]

I heard that he is playing the part of The Scarlet Pimpernel in his local Pantomime.

[sussexwhite]

I heard that he is playing the part of The Scarlet Pimpernel in his local Pantomime.

Oh no he's not !

[BestOfBrede]

I heard that he is playing the part of The Scarlet Pimpernel in his local Pantomime.

Oh no he's not !

You're right - he's playing the black fingernail in a Carry on film!

[blingo]

The answer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6BJJe9JV_A

[epsomraver]

 Allegedly Could be related to Tony's other post re the FA?http://www.friendsoffulham.com/forum/index.php?topic=44585.0

[TonyGilroy]

Could be related to Tony's other post re the FA?http://www.friendsoffulham.com/forum/index.php?topic=44585.0

FETCH THE LAWYERS.

[epsomraver]

 "Come in Tony, let me set my stop watch, £100 a minute ok, good "  :005: Edited now in  Heslop style

[Fernhurst]

If that is the answer....... Good luck to the lad.
Hope we see him again in a Fulham strip.

[leonffc]

If that is the answer....... Good luck to the lad.
Hope we see him again in a Fulham strip.

Yeah let's hope he gets through it if that is the case but IF our idle gossip is true then why don't the club just come out and say he's got a long term injury (a bit like the ankle injury Jack Wilshire had for years. cough)