NFR Joke

[Peabody]

There was a single  man, living at home with his father and working
in the family  business.

He found out he was going to inherit a  fortune when his
sickly father died, he decided he needed to  find a wife with
whom to share his fortune.

One  evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the  most
beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty  took
his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary  guy," he said to her,
"but in just a few years, my father will  die and I will inherit $200 million."
Impressed, the woman  asked for his business  card.

Three months later, she  became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than  men.

[FFCAli]

 :Haynes The Maestro:

[filham]

As Rudyard Kipling said the female is the more deadly of the species.