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Airfix · January 19, 2015, 10:51:27 AM

At half time, is the first job to unwind Scott Parker?

grandad · January 19, 2015, 11:10:32 AM

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Snibbo · January 19, 2015, 11:26:19 AM

Quote from: grandad on January 19, 2015, 11:10:32 AM
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I think he's alluding to Scot's pirouettes?

Andy_M · January 19, 2015, 11:30:17 AM

Scott's pirouettes are a result of him being completely 1 footed. If you watch he will never pass a ball with his left foot, so he spins back on to his right.

Airfix · January 19, 2015, 11:31:03 AM

Quote from: Snibbo on January 19, 2015, 11:26:19 AM
Quote from: grandad on January 19, 2015, 11:10:32 AM
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I think he's alluding to Scot's pirouettes?

Alluding indeed. I firmly suspect that he is dizzy after 45 minutes and needs to be pointed towards the Cottage...

snarks · January 19, 2015, 05:05:51 PM

Is this a possibility of bastardising the old clint Dempsey chant.... He spins to the left, he spins to the right.......

sunburywhite · January 19, 2015, 07:17:37 PM

He spins to the right, he spins to the right

Hmmm

Not that fluent a chant is it

He spins to the right, he spins to the right
He keeps going like a corkscrew all of the night

Holders · January 19, 2015, 08:29:19 PM

Does Parker do what ballerinas do to keep their balance when doing pirouettes? That is, focus on one point while the body turns then quickly flick the head around to the same point and start again. I think they call it spotting.

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